Stuffin What?
I wake up this morning and he gets my corn flakes ready and I get a fruit cup of angos and oranges. Excellent, I will get to that seed mix later, probably when he goes out the box. Where, Who Knows?
Anyway, he really pissed me off this afternoon. First, he tricks me, he puts a huge piece of my toast in this green jar, and he knows I am not the cleanliness eater, but, what do you homosapians expect I got no teeth like you skin and bones buffoons.
Well, I guess I am about half the way done, and he comes over to the cage talking about he wants to empty the crumbs. Well hold on I’m not done yet! He says he just wants the crumbs, and I can keep the big piece. Wait a minute something is going on here, so, I say what for?
Threio: I am making stuffing, I just want the crumbs.
Me: Stuffing What? …..(Come near this cage and I will grab your lip and hang on for life)
Threio: I am making chicken for dinner tomorrow.
Me: Your Disgusting!
(Cooking one of my cousins, I will get a good chomp on your ear later)
Tags: biting, chicken, Humor, stuffing
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January 29, 2008 at 8:57 am
LOL, I dare not take anything away from Nemo when he’s got his beak in it.
January 29, 2008 at 8:03 pm
The nerve of your human… trying to take food away before you’re done. hmph.
January 29, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Riddler, I added you to my blogroll! Maybe we can keep in touch and share secrets on how to confound and confuse our silly humans.
January 29, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Cool, its kinda a lonely around here with all this human gabber jawing. As soon as Smart Ass, I mean Dad, finishes his ramblings and playing with the buttons on that little TV, I will get back to you and put you in my book also. In the mean time, give a Playa your address so I can easily find you. You know he hogs that little TV and requires me to peck fast when its my turn. thx for the comments.
February 4, 2008 at 6:12 pm
OMG how funny. You need to meet Forte (African Grey). I’m sure y’all would have a lot to talk about.
February 4, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Yeah, Riddler would like to meet Forte and put him in his address book (Blogroll). Feel free to send Riddler a link to your blog.